Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Don't want no Paper Gangsters

Top Ten Reasons why it's Great to be Single:

1. You can use it as an excuse for pretty much everything. Well almost everything. The younger you are the more this applies. Single girls DO have more Fun.

2. You can write off all lingerie purchases as a sexy business expense.

3. No dirty white socks ALL over the floor ALL the flipping time.

4. No more sharing the ice cream, covers or remote.

5. You don't have to pretend to like his Mother.

6. It's girls night EVERY night and lets be honest, if you get tired of em it can be a Boy(s) night too.

7. Single girls have THE best hair, THE best wardrobes and THE best asses.

8. Everything you buy is YOURS and it's all about YOU.

9. Variety really IS the spice of life

10. You NEVER have to fake it.

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